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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

There is always some drama going on when it comes to landlords and cats. 

Listen, we know that finding an apartment that allows cats can be difficult in some places, but it must be done. Attempting to hide your cat from your landlord is a risk that is generally not worth taking. You never know if the landlord you have will be a decent one or not. If they will be humane about the way that they deal with the situation or ask you for insane things. Maybe they will be an understanding landlord, but seriously, we have seen landlords demand tenants leave after finding out about their cats or asking tenants to declaw their cats to protect their property. 

In our opinion, it is always better to disclose than to take the chance. Your kitties are too important to take that risk. You don't want to end up in a position of having to find an apartment that allows pets in an emergency, not when you have the time and opportunity to move to a place that allows pets in the first place. Of course, sometimes, things happen anyway. And we hope that your situation with your landlord would end in a way that this one ended - strangely funny. 

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Right now, the thing that we need the most in our lives is a sprinkle of serotonin. 

We don't need a lot of it. We're not asking for a lot of it. In times like these, when things feel so much bigger than we are, when we're stressing over things that we cannot control, we're simply looking for little sprinkles of happiness throughout our lives. It could be spending a little time with friends. It could be going on a walk and enjoying nature. Or it could be staying in bed for another five minutes to scroll through some funny cat memes. That is all that we need sometimes. 

Seriously, forget social media. Don't even try logging in. It's not worth it. Sometimes, all that we're looking for when we get on social media are silly cat memes. So, if you are doing the same thing, we can tell you that you don't need to. You have all the cat memes that you could ever need right here, without all the drama and insanity that usually surrounds them on the web. Here, you can rest assured that you will get cats and nothing but cats. And really, cats are all that you need for an instant smile. 

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Mar. 11th, 2026 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Sometimes cake shopping is like being stuck in a Fractured Fairy Tale.

Like Snow White, you set out hoping for something "charming," but in the light of day you find yourself stuck with the second string dwarves.

 

There's Creepy:

Made by the incredibly talented Sarah Jones
"I dare you to cut me."

 

Queasy:

"I can't believe I ate ITS WHOLE WING."

 

Crazy:

"WOOLOOLOOOLALALAAAAAAAA!!"

 

Drippy:

(Queasy's second cousin)

 

Hairy:

She's planning on using your birthday candles for a waxing later.

 

Horny:

"Because I have horns, you see. And I'm really Randy.

"(It's short for Randolph. Horny is my ... [sunglasses] ... MIDDLE NAME.)"

 

And of course, that old favorite:

.doc

 

Thanks to Stacey, Kimberly C., Carly G., Rachel K., Anony M., Bob B., & Jessica C., who know a picture is worth a thousand words - or in this case, one printable image file.

*****

I will make up for that with not one, but TWO cute unicorn mugs:

Rainbow Unicorn/Pink Narwhal Coffee Mug

One by land, one by sea!

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Nothing wakes a cat up faster than the crinkle of a treat bag.

Cats can sleep through vacuum cleaners, doorbells, and full conversations happening right next to them. But the second a bag of cat treats crinkles open in another room, they hear it like an emergency broadcast meant only for them.

One moment the cat is nowhere to be seen. The next moment it appears in the doorway, staring directly at the treat bag like it teleported there. No running sounds, no warning, just a cat suddenly present and ready to purrticipate. They often try to play it cool too, casually walking closer like they just happened to wander by at the exact right moment.

Once the bag has been spotted, the negotiation begins. The cat sits down and locks eyes with the treats like this is a very serious business meeting. Sometimes a paw reaches toward the bag. Other times they simply stare with full focus, making it very clear they plan to stay there until the situation improves. Opening the bag once is rarely enough. The cat knows there are more treats inside, and the cat believes those treats belong to them.

For creatures that spend most of the day sleeping, cats have somehow developed the most advanced treat detection system in the house. One tiny crinkle of a treat bag and they arrive instantly, right on time for snack duty.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

A year ago, a small black-and-white cat showed up and accidentally became part of the family, thanks to a joke that got a little too real.

It all started after a movie night watching The Room. Like many people who experience the film for the first time, the house quickly filled with dramatic impressions of the line "Oh hi, Mark." At one point, while feeding the small colony of outdoor cats they care for, the girlfriend joked that the next cat to show up should be named Mark just so the line could finally be used properly.

A day or two later, a new cat appeared. A little black-and-white guy who looked a bit like a tiny Batman. The moment he showed up, the name was obvious. Mark had arrived.

After checking around for an owner and finding none, it became clear that he wasn't going anywhere. The cat distribution system had spoken again. Once he was brought in and checked out, Mark quickly proved he was more than just a funny name.

Now about two years old, Mark has grown into a clever, playful cat who keeps the whole house busy. He loves to play, especially with his brothers Larry and PatPat, while Bernie, the older cat, prefers to sit those games out. Mark has also earned the role of the household greeter. He's often nearby, watching everything and showing up right when someone walks through the door.

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Posted by Briana Viser

Wonderland, but with cats!

We all need an escape in our lives. Escapism exists for a reason. No one can be fully present and alert about life's tumults, trials, and tribulations every moment of our days. We need a break from the heaviness, something that can take our minds off of the bad bits and make us feel good. Sometimes an escape from ordinary world is used with a little imagination, and why not imagine purrfectly whiskered kitties? They're here to whisk you away to a cozy little world that's all your own, where you can do what you want, where everything is sacred, and where there's a magic to everything. Cats already have that slightly mysterious air about them, as if they know secrets the rest of us don't. One moment they're starting intently at a blank wall, the next they're darting across the room as if chasing invisible spirits. It's easy to imagine that cats are living half in our world and half in a world of whimsy. 

In this feline wonderland, whiskers, fur, purrs, and paws are the dominant forces behind what happens. They use their whole being to produce a magic unlike any other. They can suddenly turn a simple house into a fantastical kingdom ruled by fluffy monarchs with very strong opinions about snacks. Every single kitty below belongs to this wonderland of whiskers and whimsy. They bring a personality that's just purrfect for whisking us away, to make us feel as though we're also not in our reality. You don't have to carry life's burdens all the time, it's okay to have times where all you want is comfort, and that's where these cats come in. Enjoy these wonderfully wonderland kitty memes. 

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Posted by Briana Viser

It only takes a plop to make someone fall in love with you. 

It can feel like fate when you find another soul that resembles someone you've known. In the story here, it feels like that kind of serendipitous fate. It's a university student who's just leaving his apartment ground on campus, when he spots a cat who looks like she's not in great shape. She's dirty with fleas on her, but has a beautiful white and brown coat. He approaches her and she's already friendly – she flops immediately, just asking for belly rubs. Then he takes her in. He already has two cats, but he's open to more. He gives her several baths in a matter of a few days, and there's a lot of dirt that comes off of her. He takes her to the vet for their full check up, and he knows she's his forever. He says she reminds him of the cat he had in high school, who he claims is his soulmate cat. It's incredible that they found each other. Read the full story below for all the wholesome and adorable details. 

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

It's rather humbling and heartwarming to know that wherever you go in the world, cat lovers will be found.

It's like we all form this one, huge online cat community of pawrents and admirers alike. But we're not only online - we're all real people, living our lives, dreaming our dreams, working our jobs, and just generally doing our own thing. But there's this long foundational thread that connects us all, and that's our endless love for cats. Anywhere in the world.

North America? Many cat lovers. South America? Maybe even more. Africa? It's where the ancestors of our cats developed, so obviously they love cats there as well. Europe? Many floofy feline lovers there. Asia? Such a great cat-loving community. Oceania? Islanders love cats as well. And we're absolutely certain many scientists in Antarctica adore cats too.

Wherever you are, wherever you're going, your fellow feline fans are all over the world, just waiting for another human soul to share their love for cats with.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Get your coats ready, because the crispness radiating from these fabulous pictures is astounding.

It's not every day that you get to witness such phenomenal evidence of the adventuring spirit of cats. Most of our feline friends of the Domestic Cat kind are, well, domestic. They like to cuddle on their human's lap, stealing their body heat. They like to nap on the couch, the bed, or the warm and dry laundry straight out of the dryer. Cats like comfort, stability, and predictability. But not all cats… Some cats are truly adventurous, going on harnessed hikes and experiencing the world as no other cat has ever done before.

This is why every time we encounter cats not only going to the great outdoors - but doing so in the snowy Scottish highlands - we run back here to share the magnificent sight with you all. So let's get to the beautiful matter at hand - meet Bongo and Fifis, who are absolutely stunning standing there with the snowy background all around. Such brave cats, such ameowzing adventurers.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Doing something selfless for a cat is one of the purest ways to show kindness. 

We always say that cats are like family to us and that we would do absolutely anything to make them happy. It is usually things like giving our cats the wet food that they love the most. And it is buying our cats cool cat trees, even though they generally prefer the boxes they come in. And it's getting our cats cool toys, even though they care about them maybe ten percent of the time. It's about spoiling our cats in every way that we can - any way that would keep them happy. 

But even with all of that, we don't think that many people would do for their cat what these three daughters did for their father's cat. After his passing, they got their father's house - and the cat that lived in it. The simplest solution at that point would have been to rehome the cat and decide what to do with the house afterwards. But that is not what they did. They decided to truly treat this cat like family. They decided to keep this house on - keep paying or it, keep maintenance of it - all so that their father's elderly cat could live his retirement in the space that he is used to. And that is what we call kindness. 

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Mar. 10th, 2026 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Hello and thank you for visiting Cake Wrecks, where all of your hopes for humanity are dashed on a daily basis. Sadly, we are unable to meet your humor requirements today due to:

__ Travel
__ Zombie Apocalypse
__ A pack of wild rodents gnawing off our extremities
__ All of the above
 X  Nap time

Instead, please take this opportunity to entertain yourself by:

 

- Correcting this cake:


- Guessing what this is supposed to be:


- Brainstorming at least three (3) suitable puns for this:

Always Butterflies: Now with wings!

 

- Writing a short story to explain this scene:

Suggested title: Revenge of the lobsters

 

- Leaving a colorful message after the beep.

*beep*

 

Thanks to Gin M., Lori R., Elaine K., and Anne M. for continuing to hold.

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P.S. Hey fellow book lovers, I just found what may be the prettiest bookmark EVER, check this out:

Metal Feather Charm Bookmark

It's like jewelry for your book! You can choose from gold or silver - or get both, because they're on sale this week for less than $10 each! I won't judge.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Cats don't just choose humans. Sometimes, they choose to adopt friends from other species as well.

We say it all the time. Cats are the ones who choose their families, not the other way around. You think that when you walk into a shelter, looking for a cat to adopt, the outcome is in your hands, but it is not. Whether you walk out of there with a cat or not is entirely in the cats' paws. They might choose you, and they might not. You need to prove yourself worthy first. 

Of course, we don't know the exact way in which we can prove that we are wrothy to them. That is why the cat distribution system still, to this day, catches people off guard. It works in meowsterious ways. But it does always work. And although, more than anything else, cats choose humans to adopt, sometimes, they also choose other animals. 

And it can be any animal. A cat can choose a dog as its best friend, despite their differences, despite the fact that they are known as sworn enemies, despite how different their behaviors are from one another. A cat can choose a bird as its best friend forever, despite the fact that one is prey and one is the opposite, despite the fact that you would never imagine a cat befriending a bird. We have even seen cats choose turtles as best friends, and isn't that a ridiculous combination that you have probably never thought of.

For animals that have such a reputation for being aloof and preferring to be on their own, cats are actually extremely friendly creatures. They are simply friendly only with the creatures that they choose to be friendly with. And honestly, we think that is fair. You would think that we would be incredibly surprised to see the cat in today's video befriend a bunch of sheep in a flock, but no. 

The thing that actually surprised us about this video is not the interspecies friendship. That is something that we have seen quite a few times, both with cats and with other animals. No, what actually surprised us was the cat turning into a little shepherd and leading the flock himself. 

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

It might not be the holidays, and it might not be the 1990s anymore, but that does not mean that a JC Penny photoshoot with your cat is not on the cards, at least for these pawrents.

Who would have thought that in today's modern landscape there would still be a need, or any kind of demand for the photoshoots that JC Penny had become famous for over the years. Perhaps it is a reaction to the online trends of cringey photos of couples in celebration of their engagements or soon to be born babies.

But whatever it is that has drawn millennials back to JC Penny, the fact that they have brought cats with them is simply sublime and we are delighted to have this collection of cute cats posing for cringey photos with their pawrents in what must have been some of the strangest encounters to go down at JC Penny. So settle in and get ready for a collection of cuddly cats who look like they would rather be in a china shop with a bunch of dogs than in another JC Penny pic.
 

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Posted by Blake Seidel

It's not every day you become a purrsonal Uber driver for your clients' cat.

Cats are meowsterious creatures. They can find their way into the tiniest of spaces, can disappear for hours in your own house, and love to show up in the most random places. After a few scary experiences, this has taught us to always check to make sure we know where the cat is before leaving the house. It's now a second nature; we check for our wallet, keys, ID, and cat. We're pretty sure the family in our video below is going to do the same now! However, it wasn't even the family who noticed their cat was gone, it was their realtor, who was surprised to find a secret stowaway on her roof!

While driving out of the neighborhood, she heard someone screaming at her. She rolled down her windows and heard, "You have a cat on your car!", and she absolutely did. While looking for the purrfect spot to sunbathe, her clients' cat climbed onto the roof of her car, and stayed there, confused, as she drove away. Thank goodness someone noticed, or else that kitty might have gone for the ride of its life. 

The realtor drove the kitty back to his pawrents' house, VIP style. He got hand-delivered to his owners, who laughed the whole thing off. Thankfully, no cats were lost or hurt, but this one did get the fanciest Uber ride any cat has ever gotten. Watch the whole hissterical video below!

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Going to the vet's with your cat is always an adventure. 

If you have ever owned a cat, then you know that one of the worst parts of it is having to take your cats to the vet. Simply because cats hate the vet, and we hate doing things that they hate. Of course, there are the occasional exceptions - cats who purr at the vet's and all that, but generally speaking, cats don't like the experience. Cats hide at the vet's. Cats go crazy at the vet's. Cats want the whole thing to be over as soon as possible. 

The vets love the cats, of course. Even the spiciest cats will have the vets cooing at them. Because that is what vets are. They love animals, and they are awesome people, but… they also have to be honest. In their notes to about the cats themselves, in the warnings that they leave for the other vets who will have to deal with your cats in the future, they have to say the truth. For the better or worse. Some cats, the vets will say are amazing. Because they are. And other cats… other cats will be shamed in your vet's notes to the point that you, as the owner, will feel just a little bit ashamed as well. While you are also laughing. 

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Posted by Cata Holmes

There are moments during the day when focusing feels nearly impossible. That's usually the perfect time for a quick scroll through some delightfully ridiculous cat memes. Cats have a special talent for being dramatic, chaotic, and unintentionally hilarious. These 25 silly cat memes celebrate all the strange little things that make cats such internet icons. Consider this your perfectly reasonable excuse for a short meme break.

 

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Buffy turns to see Giles holding the crowbar over Ethan, who is still on the floor.
BUFFY: Uh, see if you guys can find something to tie him up with.
JOYCE: Um...
Joyce reaches behind her and pulls out a set of handcuffs, dangling them from her thumb and giving her daughter a sheepish but mischievous look.
Buffy looks at the handcuffs, her eyes widening in horror. She does not look at Joyce's face.
BUFFY: NEVER tell me.

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